When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT SHIT FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME
(Source: bombprince)
i think there should be AU’s and then there should be UA’s
because Universe Alterations would be a good name for when your characters are in the exact same universe but you’re altering just a couple of plot points or a few character traits
if gatsby wrote a letter to nick it would be addressed to “old sport” because i firmly believe gatsby doesnt know nicks name
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
- plot twist: yahoo buys tumblr and we get proper blocking features, lockable posts, a sent folder in messages/fanmail with a better interface, ability to search multiple tags, removal of the post and message limits, proper search engines for likes/archives and removing that bloody "reblog as a link" option.
do you ever just cry because you suck
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
This is perfect.
Apparently Satan wants a writing career.
Cue debates about “which one is canon?” and “do we actually have 10 different AUs?”
Also, bonus points for changing all endgame ships, major character deaths, and overall happiness/sadness of the ending. Extra bonus points if at least one is a Big Twist, another is an “it was all a dream,” and a third is a heartwrenching punch-to-the-gut cry-your-eyes-out ending.
And then refusing to clarify in interviews which one you want to be the “real” ending.
I Should’ve Saved That Gif When I Had The Chance Because Now I Can’t Find It: The Musical
As the winner is revealed, Graham Norton descends from the clouds and announces that he is, in fact, the winner of Eurovision 2013 before exploding into a cloud of glitter.
