raptortooth:

mybine:

lumos5001:

amazingpeetaisnotonfire:

sluttynuggets:

aphtaiwan:

johnhamishmorstan:

I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

what why would you use numbers

so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH

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America makes no sense, as usual.

bless the person that actually made the chart

laughter from France

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France what the fuck

(Source: vexingholmes)

(Reblogged from angrygirlsquad)

this-too-too-sullied-flesh:

i was furiously scouring the bottom of my 4.5qt. french roasting pan when “holocene” by bon iver came on and i felt like i was in the middle of the montage of my own biopic, the part where i’m supposed to come to profound realizations about my directionless existence

(Reblogged from ashcanranting)

punkdraco:

also if you think Dumbledore kept Hagrid and let Remus attend Hogwarts exclusively out of compassion and goodness of his heart or whatever, and not because he needed extremely loyal half-giant and werewolf totally under his influence and guidance then

well okay but here are some questions:

1. why as soon as Voldemort disappeared Lupin was doomed to spend over a decade as a homeless man fighting for his survival, and only was given a chance of normal life (and a cure to ease his pain!) when Sirius escaped Azkaban

2. why Dumbledore who surely knew who opened the Chamber of Secrets never bothered to prove Hagrid’s innocence and kept him at Hogwarts as a gamekeeper with no right to use magic who never received proper education (when he could’ve been, I don’t know, next Newt Scamander) and then was sent to the freaking Azkaban (and he went to such length to prove Snape’s innocence, even though he was a Death Eater with a mark, so - you know - he can when he wants to)

3. why there were no more students hiding under the Whooping Willow during the full moon, surely Remus wasn’t the only one considering Fenrir Greyback alone specialized in attacking children - nevermind the rest of the werewolves

like, if you really think Harry was the only one raised as a pig for slaughter and it was such a special circumstance then you really should reread the books idk

(Reblogged from jonathanofconte)

egberts:

*goes to bed at 11pm and doesnt fall asleep til 4am*

(Reblogged from pizza)

lightmytitsonfire:

peppermonster:

perfection. headcanon accepted.

OH MY GOD

(Source: thejediramblings)

(Reblogged from skeptikhaleesi)

another reminder.

sinandserotonin:

the world is heavy
but your bones
(just a cubic inch)
can hold 19,000 lbs

ounce for ounce
they are stronger than steel

atom for atom
you are more precious than diamond

and stars have died
so that you may live

you need to remember these things
when you say that you are weak
and worthless

(Source: luxmendax)

(Reblogged from taliskertalisker)

Anyone can be Sketched - Game of Thrones Portraits (Jon Snow, Arya & Daenerys)

(Source: rubyredwisp)

(Reblogged from bronzedragon)

theangelshaveteslasatncis:

folie-a-killjoy:

eli-manning:

gurry:

Aren’t we all internet explorers?

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do you mean we all run slow and people don’t like us?

thats exactly what we are

(Reblogged from bubonickitten)

Harry Potter tumblr style // inspired by (x)

(Source: mydraco)

(Reblogged from bronzedragon)
afghangster:

people romanticize growing up in the 90s but we had our struggles 

afghangster:

people romanticize growing up in the 90s but we had our struggles 

(Source: 0ver-doze)

(Reblogged from bubonickitten)

gpgay:

Ice Age 14: The Great Depression

(Reblogged from pizza)